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  { "id": 2, "title": "ELECTRICIAN", "tool": "Wire Stripper", "image": "job_002_electrician.jpg", "tagline": "Voltage management is merely low-level interrupt handling." },
  { "id": 3, "title": "ROOFER", "tool": "Nail Gun", "image": "job_003_roofer.jpg", "tagline": "Stack traces end here. So do careers." },
  { "id": 4, "title": "WELDER", "tool": "Arc Welder", "image": "job_004_welder.jpg", "tagline": "You were already good at burning things down." },
  { "id": 5, "title": "BRICKLAYER", "tool": "Trowel", "image": "job_005_bricklayer.jpg", "tagline": "Object-oriented construction at its most literal." },
  { "id": 6, "title": "CARPENTER", "tool": "Hammer", "image": "job_006_carpenter.jpg", "tagline": "Your git commits were carpentry all along." },
  { "id": 7, "title": "WINDOW CLEANER", "tool": "Squeegee", "image": "job_007_window_cleaner.jpg", "tagline": "Finally, an interface you can actually wipe clean." },
  { "id": 8, "title": "CHIMNEY SWEEP", "tool": "Chimney Brush", "image": "job_008_chimney_sweep.jpg", "tagline": "Log rotation, taken to its logical conclusion." },
  { "id": 9, "title": "PEST CONTROLLER", "tool": "Spray Canister", "image": "job_009_pest_controller.jpg", "tagline": "You spent years eliminating bugs. Nothing changes." },
  { "id": 10, "title": "LOCKSMITH", "tool": "Lock Pick Set", "image": "job_010_locksmith.jpg", "tagline": "Your penetration testing experience transfers seamlessly." },
  { "id": 11, "title": "GARBAGE COLLECTOR", "tool": "Industrial Bin", "image": "job_011_garbage_collector.jpg", "tagline": "You implemented garbage collection. Now you are one." },
  { "id": 12, "title": "GRAVEDIGGER", "tool": "Spade", "image": "job_012_gravedigger.jpg", "tagline": "Experienced in deep recursion and final states." },
  { "id": 13, "title": "SEWER INSPECTOR", "tool": "Inspection Camera", "image": "job_013_sewer_inspector.jpg", "tagline": "Legacy code exploration prepared you for this." },
  { "id": 14, "title": "FARRIER", "tool": "Horseshoe Hammer", "image": "job_014_farrier.jpg", "tagline": "Hoof architecture is simply another form of dependency management." },
  { "id": 15, "title": "BEEHIVE TECHNICIAN", "tool": "Smoker Bellows", "image": "job_015_beehive_technician.jpg", "tagline": "Distributed swarm systems — your specialty, applied." },
  { "id": 16, "title": "BOILERMAKER", "tool": "Rivet Gun", "image": "job_016_boilermaker.jpg", "tagline": "Pressure testing was always your forte." },
  { "id": 17, "title": "TAXIDERMIST", "tool": "Scalpel Set", "image": "job_017_taxidermist.jpg", "tagline": "You preserved dead code for years. A natural transition." },
  { "id": 18, "title": "COBBLER", "tool": "Lasting Pliers", "image": "job_018_cobbler.jpg", "tagline": "Your passion for sole architecture speaks for itself." },
  { "id": 19, "title": "KNIFE SHARPENER", "tool": "Whetstone", "image": "job_019_knife_sharpener.jpg", "tagline": "Edge computing, in its purest form." },
  { "id": 20, "title": "SEPTIC TANK CLEANER", "tool": "Industrial Pump", "image": "job_020_septic_tank_cleaner.jpg", "tagline": "You shipped to production on Fridays. This is karma." },
  { "id": 21, "title": "LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER", "tool": "Lens Polishing Cloth", "image": "job_021_lighthouse_keeper.jpg", "tagline": "A beacon in the post-software darkness." },
  { "id": 22, "title": "LUMBERJACK", "tool": "Chainsaw", "image": "job_022_lumberjack.jpg", "tagline": "Your tree-shaking expertise is finally tangible." },
  { "id": 23, "title": "BLACKSMITH", "tool": "Anvil Hammer", "image": "job_023_blacksmith.jpg", "tagline": "Forging metal objects from raw material — you called it 'shipping features'." },
  { "id": 24, "title": "WELL DIGGER", "tool": "Hand Auger", "image": "job_024_well_digger.jpg", "tagline": "Stack depth: unlimited. Compensation: minimal." },
  { "id": 25, "title": "STONE MASON", "tool": "Chipping Hammer", "image": "job_025_stone_mason.jpg", "tagline": "Solid foundations — something your microservices lacked." },
  { "id": 26, "title": "FISHERMAN", "tool": "Trawl Net", "image": "job_026_fisherman.jpg", "tagline": "You cast hooks professionally. This is the same." },
  { "id": 27, "title": "COAL MINER", "tool": "Pickaxe", "image": "job_027_coal_miner.jpg", "tagline": "Deep work in dark environments — you were already there." },
  { "id": 28, "title": "TANNER", "tool": "Fleshing Knife", "image": "job_028_tanner.jpg", "tagline": "Processing raw inputs into durable outputs. Familiar territory." },
  { "id": 29, "title": "MUSHROOM FARMER", "tool": "Substrate Inoculator", "image": "job_029_mushroom_farmer.jpg", "tagline": "You cultivated technical debt in the dark for years." },
  { "id": 30, "title": "CHARCOAL MAKER", "tool": "Kiln Rake", "image": "job_030_charcoal_maker.jpg", "tagline": "Your burndown charts predicted this outcome." },
  { "id": 31, "title": "MOLE CATCHER", "tool": "Spring Trap", "image": "job_031_mole_catcher.jpg", "tagline": "Years of hunting memory leaks transfer directly." },
  { "id": 32, "title": "FALCONER", "tool": "Falconry Glove", "image": "job_032_falconer.jpg", "tagline": "Asynchronous event handling with live payloads." },
  { "id": 33, "title": "KNIFE MAKER", "tool": "Belt Grinder", "image": "job_033_knife_maker.jpg", "tagline": "You crafted tools for others. Now craft tools for cutlery." },
  { "id": 34, "title": "WELL PUMP REPAIRMAN", "tool": "Pipe Pliers", "image": "job_034_well_pump_repairman.jpg", "tagline": "I/O bottleneck resolution at an architectural level." },
  { "id": 35, "title": "CANDLEMAKER", "tool": "Pouring Ladle", "image": "job_035_candlemaker.jpg", "tagline": "You provided light in dark iteration cycles. Continue this tradition." },
  { "id": 36, "title": "HORSE TRAINER", "tool": "Lunge Whip", "image": "job_036_horse_trainer.jpg", "tagline": "Your experience managing junior developers proves invaluable." },
  { "id": 37, "title": "SAILMAKER", "tool": "Palm Needle", "image": "job_037_sailmaker.jpg", "tagline": "Stitching distributed systems together was always your skill." },
  { "id": 38, "title": "COOPER", "tool": "Croze Tool", "image": "job_038_cooper.jpg", "tagline": "Container management, made physical." },
  { "id": 39, "title": "BUTTER CHURNER", "tool": "Wooden Churn", "image": "job_039_butter_churner.jpg", "tagline": "Iterative process improvement in dairy form." },
  { "id": 40, "title": "RAG AND BONE MAN", "tool": "Collection Cart", "image": "job_040_rag_and_bone_man.jpg", "tagline": "Deprecated asset recovery — your CV is one of your first finds." },
  { "id": 41, "title": "GLASSBLOWER", "tool": "Blowpipe", "image": "job_041_glassblower.jpg", "tagline": "Shaping fragile structures that shatter under load — you excelled at this." },
  { "id": 42, "title": "DOWSER", "tool": "Divining Rod", "image": "job_042_dowser.jpg", "tagline": "You estimated story points by instinct. This is more rigorous." },
  { "id": 43, "title": "RATCATCHER", "tool": "Wire Cage Trap", "image": "job_043_ratcatcher.jpg", "tagline": "Bug bounty hunting, made tactile." },
  { "id": 44, "title": "PEAT CUTTER", "tool": "Turf Spade", "image": "job_044_peat_cutter.jpg", "tagline": "Extracting value from ancient compressed layers — your legacy codebase specialty." },
  { "id": 45, "title": "CLOG MAKER", "tool": "Hollowing Adze", "image": "job_045_clog_maker.jpg", "tagline": "You specialized in platform engineering. Wooden platforms are platforms." },
  { "id": 46, "title": "MILL OPERATOR", "tool": "Grain Hopper", "image": "job_046_mill_operator.jpg", "tagline": "Message queue processing — the original implementation." },
  { "id": 47, "title": "FERRYMAN", "tool": "Pole Oar", "image": "job_047_ferryman.jpg", "tagline": "Data transport between endpoints, manual edition." },
  { "id": 48, "title": "CHIMNEY BUILDER", "tool": "Flue Liner Tool", "image": "job_048_chimney_builder.jpg", "tagline": "You built pipelines. This one draws smoke." },
  { "id": 49, "title": "ORGAN GRINDER", "tool": "Hand Crank Organ", "image": "job_049_organ_grinder.jpg", "tagline": "Repeatable automated processes, with a monkey for DevOps." },
  { "id": 50, "title": "LAMPLIGHTER", "tool": "Lighting Pole", "image": "job_050_lamplighter.jpg", "tagline": "Scheduled jobs executed at dusk — you know this workflow." },
  { "id": 51, "title": "DUNG SPREADER", "tool": "Muck Fork", "image": "job_051_dung_spreader.jpg", "tagline": "You spread technical debt across the codebase for years. Methodology unchanged." },
  { "id": 52, "title": "BARK STRIPPER", "tool": "Bark Spud", "image": "job_052_bark_stripper.jpg", "tagline": "Removing outer layers to expose raw architecture — your method." },
  { "id": 53, "title": "NIGHT SOIL COLLECTOR", "tool": "Collection Barrel", "image": "job_053_night_soil_collector.jpg", "tagline": "Critical infrastructure maintenance under cover of darkness." },
  { "id": 54, "title": "BONE SETTER", "tool": "Splint Kit", "image": "job_054_bone_setter.jpg", "tagline": "Production incident response, anatomical division." },
  { "id": 55, "title": "THATCHER", "tool": "Thatching Needle", "image": "job_055_thatcher.jpg", "tagline": "Weaving protective layers over architectural weak points." },
  { "id": 56, "title": "HURDLE MAKER", "tool": "Bill Hook", "image": "job_056_hurdle_maker.jpg", "tagline": "Constructing temporary barriers — you called them 'feature flags'." },
  { "id": 57, "title": "RUSH WEAVER", "tool": "Weaving Frame", "image": "job_057_rush_weaver.jpg", "tagline": "Async task coordination, translated into basket form." },
  { "id": 58, "title": "CHARCOAL BURNER", "tool": "Clamp Thermometer", "image": "job_058_charcoal_burner.jpg", "tagline": "Smouldering in a forest, monitoring temperature — your standup was similar." },
  { "id": 59, "title": "WELL WITCHER", "tool": "Hazel Rod", "image": "job_059_well_witcher.jpg", "tagline": "Data source discovery through empirical sensing." },
  { "id": 60, "title": "LEATHER TANNER", "tool": "Stretching Frame", "image": "job_060_leather_tanner.jpg", "tagline": "Hardening raw material through repeated chemical processing — your PR review cycle." },
  { "id": 61, "title": "CANAL LOCK KEEPER", "tool": "Lock Gate Key", "image": "job_061_canal_lock_keeper.jpg", "tagline": "Managing traffic flow between execution contexts." },
  { "id": 62, "title": "PIGKEEPER", "tool": "Slop Bucket", "image": "job_062_pigkeeper.jpg", "tagline": "You managed data pipelines. This is a pipeline." },
  { "id": 63, "title": "DITCH DIGGER", "tool": "Mattock", "image": "job_063_ditch_digger.jpg", "tagline": "Channel construction for controlled data flow. Entry level." },
  { "id": 64, "title": "FLOUR MILLER", "tool": "Millstone Dresser", "image": "job_064_flour_miller.jpg", "tagline": "Input transformation at industrial scale." },
  { "id": 65, "title": "FLINT KNAPPER", "tool": "Antler Punch", "image": "job_065_flint_knapper.jpg", "tagline": "Precision edge creation through controlled fracture — your code reviews." },
  { "id": 66, "title": "TINKER", "tool": "Soldering Iron", "image": "job_066_tinker.jpg", "tagline": "Itinerant debugging of third-party systems. Freelance." },
  { "id": 67, "title": "HORSE BREAKER", "tool": "Breaking Roller", "image": "job_067_horse_breaker.jpg", "tagline": "Onboarding unruly systems into production compliance." },
  { "id": 68, "title": "MANURE MERCHANT", "tool": "Loading Shovel", "image": "job_068_manure_merchant.jpg", "tagline": "Recycling outputs as inputs — a circular economy of effort." },
  { "id": 69, "title": "WOOL SORTER", "tool": "Sorting Table", "image": "job_069_wool_sorter.jpg", "tagline": "Data classification at the fiber level." },
  { "id": 70, "title": "SALT PANNER", "tool": "Raking Paddle", "image": "job_070_salt_panner.jpg", "tagline": "Extraction of essential minerals from hostile environments — AWS experience noted." },
  { "id": 71, "title": "SWINEHERDER", "tool": "Herding Staff", "image": "job_071_swineherder.jpg", "tagline": "Managing distributed processes with unclear objectives." },
  { "id": 72, "title": "BARK TANNER", "tool": "Bark Grinder", "image": "job_072_bark_tanner.jpg", "tagline": "Your Kubernetes experience translates to bark vat rotation scheduling." },
  { "id": 73, "title": "CESS POOL ATTENDANT", "tool": "Long-Handled Scoop", "image": "job_073_cess_pool_attendant.jpg", "tagline": "You maintained legacy systems. Nothing has changed." },
  { "id": 74, "title": "RIVER PILOT", "tool": "Sounding Pole", "image": "job_074_river_pilot.jpg", "tagline": "Navigating deprecated waterways through empirical depth-checking." },
  { "id": 75, "title": "BRICK KILN STOKER", "tool": "Kiln Poker", "image": "job_075_brick_kiln_stoker.jpg", "tagline": "Thermal state management for construction material synthesis." },
  { "id": 76, "title": "LEECH COLLECTOR", "tool": "Collection Jar", "image": "job_076_leech_collector.jpg", "tagline": "You extracted value from legacy codebases. Methodology preserved." },
  { "id": 77, "title": "TALLOW CHANDLER", "tool": "Dipping Rack", "image": "job_077_tallow_chandler.jpg", "tagline": "Rendering animal fats into illumination products — a natural pivot from React." },
  { "id": 78, "title": "HURDLER", "tool": "Withy Bundle", "image": "job_078_hurdler.jpg", "tagline": "Rapid construction of temporary enclosures under deadline pressure." },
  { "id": 79, "title": "CARTWRIGHT", "tool": "Spoke Dog", "image": "job_079_cartwright.jpg", "tagline": "Vehicle architecture, pre-automobile. Full-stack transport engineering." },
  { "id": 80, "title": "POTBOY", "tool": "Pot Carrier", "image": "job_080_potboy.jpg", "tagline": "Container orchestration at the pub level." },
  { "id": 81, "title": "CHAIN MAKER", "tool": "Swage Block", "image": "job_081_chain_maker.jpg", "tagline": "Linked list construction, made physical and useful." },
  { "id": 82, "title": "REED CUTTER", "tool": "Reed Knife", "image": "job_082_reed_cutter.jpg", "tagline": "Harvesting raw materials from wetland environments during agile sprints." },
  { "id": 83, "title": "BRICK CARRIER", "tool": "Hod", "image": "job_083_brick_carrier.jpg", "tagline": "Data transport between layers — your title was 'API developer'." },
  { "id": 84, "title": "SADDLER", "tool": "Stitching Pony", "image": "job_084_saddler.jpg", "tagline": "Interface construction for biological processing units." },
  { "id": 85, "title": "MALT MAKER", "tool": "Malt Shovel", "image": "job_085_malt_maker.jpg", "tagline": "Fermentation pipeline management — eventually consistent results." },
  { "id": 86, "title": "PITCH HEAVER", "tool": "Pitch Fork", "image": "job_086_pitch_heaver.jpg", "tagline": "Applying viscous protective layers to wooden infrastructure." },
  { "id": 87, "title": "TRAM CONDUCTOR", "tool": "Ticket Punch", "image": "job_087_tram_conductor.jpg", "tagline": "Request routing and access control on a fixed schedule." },
  { "id": 88, "title": "BONE GRINDER", "tool": "Bone Mill", "image": "job_088_bone_grinder.jpg", "tagline": "Reducing complex objects to their base components — your refactoring specialty." },
  { "id": 89, "title": "SOAP BOILER", "tool": "Boiling Vat", "image": "job_089_soap_boiler.jpg", "tagline": "Rendering useful product from waste material — your sprint retrospective output." },
  { "id": 90, "title": "SCYTHESMAN", "tool": "Whetstone and Scythe", "image": "job_090_scythesman.jpg", "tagline": "Systematic elimination of overgrown legacy structures." },
  { "id": 91, "title": "HEMP DRESSER", "tool": "Heckling Comb", "image": "job_091_hemp_dresser.jpg", "tagline": "Fiber processing for rope manufacture — string theory, applied." },
  { "id": 92, "title": "LIME BURNER", "tool": "Kiln Rake", "image": "job_092_lime_burner.jpg", "tagline": "Endothermic process management in calcium carbonate conversion." },
  { "id": 93, "title": "DOCK LABOURER", "tool": "Cargo Hook", "image": "job_093_dock_labourer.jpg", "tagline": "Payload transfer between distributed nodes. Manual API." },
  { "id": 94, "title": "SIGNALMAN", "tool": "Signal Lamp", "image": "job_094_signalman.jpg", "tagline": "Event-driven communication across physical rail infrastructure." },
  { "id": 95, "title": "TURNPIKE KEEPER", "tool": "Toll Ledger", "image": "job_095_turnpike_keeper.jpg", "tagline": "Rate limiting and access control at the infrastructure perimeter." },
  { "id": 96, "title": "WHEELWRIGHT", "tool": "Traveller Gauge", "image": "job_096_wheelwright.jpg", "tagline": "Circular dependency resolution, mechanically expressed." },
  { "id": 97, "title": "NIGHT WATCHMAN", "tool": "Rattle and Lantern", "image": "job_097_night_watchman.jpg", "tagline": "On-call incident response at the municipal level." },
  { "id": 98, "title": "TOLL COLLECTOR", "tool": "Change Pouch", "image": "job_098_toll_collector.jpg", "tagline": "Transaction processing at a single-threaded chokepoint." },
  { "id": 99, "title": "MUDLARK", "tool": "Sifting Tray", "image": "job_099_mudlark.jpg", "tagline": "Data recovery from hostile, low-visibility environments." },
  { "id": 100, "title": "KNOCKER-UPPER", "tool": "Long Bamboo Pole", "image": "job_100_knocker_upper.jpg", "tagline": "Scheduled process awakening — you wrote cron jobs. Now you are one." }
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